i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
napping together is my kind of date
every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden